"DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?"

My butt itches
but I cannot scratch
'cause they'll think that I'm weird.

And I have to blow my nose
instead of pick it.

I can't even wipe it on my sleeve
or they'll think I don't have any manners.

And if I drop a piece of litter
there's hundreds of people
screaming at me to:

"PICK THAT UP!!
DIDN'T YOUR MOTHER TEACH YOU ANYTHING?"

Many of those same people will pee in the river
'cause they know that it flows down stream.

And many have no idea
or don't even care
where the styrofoam goes
once they set it on the curb.

And don't forget that Famous American Saying:

'Do you want fries with that?'

Copyright © 2003 T. J. Daniels

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